She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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