I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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