pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm like, not good at living.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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