Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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