It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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