It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The air taste purple.
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