I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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