I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
