oh god the rape fog is back!
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
