I don't think brook has ever known best
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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