i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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