So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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