dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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