it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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