whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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