i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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