i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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