I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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