he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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