i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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