i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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