i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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