Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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