OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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