She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Found the puke drawer
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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