i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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