you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
