how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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