you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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