One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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