just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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