how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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