these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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