at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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