sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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