I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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