We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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