The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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