He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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