next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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