Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Shame - the story of my life.
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