Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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