What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
