One girl and one boy is just not enough.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Randomize
