Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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