do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Randomize
