the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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