She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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