The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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