I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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