I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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