Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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