Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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