PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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