Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
That reminds me...we need to get swords
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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