is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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